{"product_id":"oak-willow-snarky-keychains-set-1","title":"Snarky Keychains set 1","description":"\u003cp\u003eBring a little personality wherever you go with these vintage-inspired motel keychains! Crafted from 1\/4\" finished cherry wood, each keychain features a classic retro hotel key tag shape paired with a snarky saying that's sure to get a smile (or an eye roll).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLightweight yet durable, the rich natural grain of cherry wood gives every piece its own unique character. Perfect for keys, bags, backpacks, or as a fun gift for that friend who appreciates a little sarcasm with their style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis set includes 5 keychains with the following sayings:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people call me crazy. I prefer \" Happy with a twist\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI match energy so you may decide how we're going to act\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt costs $0.00 to be petty and so love free shit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMy people skills are fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease don't let the peeves\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3\"x1.5\" approximate size\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oak \u0026 Willow","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45541578408022,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/6577\/4166\/files\/original_606cbea3-cbbe-4f8d-ae2f-74ead79696bc.jpg?v=1787692919","url":"https:\/\/shop.sustainablemarket.com\/products\/oak-willow-snarky-keychains-set-1","provider":"Sustainable Market","version":"1.0","type":"link"}